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Magnum Ice Cream Is Here! [caption id="attachment_156" align="aligncenter" width="566" caption="So hot it's cold!"][/caption] Finally! Magnum ice cream bars have made it to the states! Until now, these delicious delectables have only been available in Europe... but due to the overwhelming popularity of ME this company recognizes that the...
Sunny Slaps Magnum Below is footage of what has become regarded as "The Slap Heard 'Round the World." Start the video about 30 second in. As you can see, WWE Diva and 2011 WWE Hall of Fame Inductee, Sunny, although unprovoked but most likely jealous, slapped ME, Magnum, square in the face. Luckily my resilient and supple skin was able to...
Pretty Up Your Feet While ice and snow storms may be crippling most of the United States of late, that doesn't mean you shouldn't plan for summer NOW! And those of you already basking in the warmth of the sun, this is a great deal you can act on now. Save up to 75% on fashion shoes and sandals, prices start at $7.95, at 6pm.com through 2-11-11....
Men's Green Bay Packers watch for only $9.99 This is just too awesome! In celebration of Green Bay’s easy win yesterday over the Philadoofia Eagles, you can get a brand new men’s Green Bay Packers watch for only $9.99 – and shipping is free! Pretend to all your friends that you’re a winner! They’re losers too, so they won’t know the difference!
Magnum Action Figure Check it out! The hottest action figure on the market today, or any day ... the Magnum action figure! It beautifully captures my haute couture clothing line, The House of Magnum, as this little guy is rockin' the reversible plush high-collared vest and faux snake-skin bell-bottom pants. Everyone wanted one of these under...
Category : Miscellaneous
So hot it's cold!
Finally! Magnum ice cream bars have made it to the states! Until now, these delicious delectables have only been available in Europe… but due to the overwhelming popularity of ME this company recognizes that the name Magnum is internationally recognizable and marketable. I expect my rev share at any time.
Category : TWA
Below is footage of what has become regarded as “The Slap Heard ‘Round the World.” Start the video about 30 second in. As you can see, WWE Diva and 2011 WWE Hall of Fame Inductee, Sunny, although unprovoked but most likely jealous, slapped ME, Magnum, square in the face. Luckily my resilient and supple skin was able to absorb the blow and, fear not, has recovered just fine. How dare she!
Category : Fashion Deals
While ice and snow storms may be crippling most of the United States of late, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t plan for summer NOW! And those of you already basking in the warmth of the sun, this is a great deal you can act on now. Save up to 75% on fashion shoes and sandals, prices start at $7.95, at 6pm.com through 2-11-11. As always, place your order early to get the best selections. Your entire order will ship for $2.95 through 2-14-11. Get all the info and a link to the deal here.
This is just too awesome! In celebration of Green Bay’s easy win yesterday over the Philadoofia Eagles, you can get a brand new men’s Green Bay Packers watch for only $9.99 – and shipping is free! Pretend to all your friends that you’re a winner! They’re losers too, so they won’t know the difference!
Category : Miscellaneous
Check it out! The hottest action figure on the market today, or any day … the Magnum action figure! It beautifully captures my haute couture clothing line, The House of Magnum, as this little guy is rockin’ the reversible plush high-collared vest and faux snake-skin bell-bottom pants. Everyone wanted one of these under their tree this Christmas but only I was lucky enough to get one!
Category : Fashion Deals
Now THIS is a good deal for ECWA and TWA fans everywhere. I mean, I know you’re not going to do anything more than walk, and although walking falls way short of what a Magnum workout would consist of, my expectations for you people is extremely low. Now until 1/10/2011 you can get Sketchers Shape-ups for only $39.95 at 6pm.com … learn more about this deal. I’m pretty sure they make Sketchers for extra-wide feet; not sure they come in hooves sizes though!
Category : ECWA
ECWA’s resident superzero Courageous Cruz is going to go one-on-one with the one and only Simply Irresistible Travis Blake. That’s right… on January 15, 2011 at the Boys & Girls Club in Newark, DE Courageous Cruz will face his biggest foe to date. Does anyone really think that someone who hides behind a mask stands half a chance against a man like Travis Blake?
In truth, I’m very happy Courageous Cruz wears a mask. Can you even imagine the hideousness he’s trying to hide? Come to think of it, I think his mask is way too small! He definitely needs something bigger to hide his ugliness … something big, like, a paper bag perhaps? Yeah, that’s just the makeover he needs.
Category : Fashion Deals
This is a tough one for me to recommend simply because I think clothing from SkullCandy.com is way too cool for you. However, should you want to take a giant leap forward and actually put something on that’s actually fashionable, give it a try. And now’s the time since you can save 25% at SkullCandy.com when you spend $50 or more — and shipping is free!
Category : Style Tips
When I look out into the ECWA crowd, I see a sea of ghoulish faces with sunken eyes, blotchy skin, and teeth that are few and far between. Seriously… do the not have dentists in Delaware?
Luckily for you, you can try to make yourselves more presentable. Since I don’t have enough bags to put over all of your heads, I suggest applying makeup before you leave the house. You know, makeup! Take some pride in yourself and fancy up your face.
In the cosmetics market, there’s good makeup, bad makeup, and great makeup. Why settle for anything less than great? I recommend using products from Make Up For Ever — and now you can get them at your local Sephora, or Sephora.com.
“The go-to brand for industry insiders and beauty buffs the world over, Make Up For Ever was created in 1984 in the discreet Parisian workshop-boutique of makeup artist Dany Sanz. It didn’t take long before famous makeup artists, models, and movie stars heard about the collection and came calling for its amazing shades and high-performance formulations. Now, Make Up For Ever has grown into a major beauty brand, without ever losing its cult appeal.” -Sephora.com
So, I beg you, please… go to Sephora, ask one of their staffers what products are right for you, and put on a happy face.
Category : Fashion Deals
I know ECWA and TWA fans can’t come close to affording a pair of Cole Hanns, Jimmy Choos, or Manolos, so here’s a shoe for you: Crocs! And now you can save up to 70%. Crocs are perfect for you fans since there’s plenty of holes in them to allow for maximum breathability … because, let’s face it, your feet stink!! Take advantage of this deal and get some Crocs while supplies last!
